the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy
Dogs with butterflies ehe he he
Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho
Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha
can we please acknowledge this ignorance
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies
I felt obligated to reblog this
It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard
let’s find out
Some good juju right here.
Bye bye bad energy!
Let’s cleanse this baby!
why do i feel like i have to reblog this